Lazy Rules

Lazy Rules

 

Can’t reach it don’t need it

If you drop some water on the floor leave it there. It will eventually dry itself

Drop an ice-cube on the floor? Kick it under the refrigerator

The farther the remote is, the more you start to like what is already on tv

If they didn’t hear you say it the first time it doesn’t matter anymore

No need to make your bed

Never clean up, if you wait long enough someone else will do it

Lazy people don’t read the Terms and conditions. Just click accept

If it’s not on the first page of Google, it doesn’t exist

Live by this motto: I’m not lazy, I’m just waiting until I feel like doing it

Remember every time you get out the bed you are doing a sit up so they can never tell you that you never exercise

Wait until your phone reaches 5% before getting uncomfortable and plugging in the charger